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wot4:

Good Lord is it bird o’clock already?

my grandma has this clock and i find it important to inform you all that every hour it makes the bird call sound of the bird of the hour

I had this clock growing up and I learned to hate the bird that sounded when it was time to leave for the bus.

My grandparents have TWO of these clocks in close to the same room. It makes like a bird explosion every hour on the hour.

Oh my god my grandmother had this clock. I hate this clock. This clock is the twee- wait.

…No…

There was more than one kind!?

My grandmother’s had something like the Great Horned Owl or some shit at midnight. All I know is noon and in the dead of night, it would angrily screech at everyone. OH GOD THEY MADE MORE THAN ONE KIND!?

I AM GETTING FIVE

I had this!!

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catherineaddington:

I had kind of a nerd-out this morning. But I felt like everyone needed to know about this.

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punkgoesnowhere:

Thank you, universe, for giving us Paul Rudd.

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Feminists keep fighting for the right to walk around with little clothing or naked without being sexualized. Yet if there were men fighting for the same thing, feminists would be all like "NO! Men can't do that, it promotes rape culture!!"

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smitethepatriarchy:

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feministingforchange:

notallfeminists:

Can you imagine men fighting for the right to walk around half naked? Can anyone?

Ridiculous.

Yes I agree. It WOULD be silly for men to fight for the right to walk around half naked. Because they already have that right….

In 1935 it was equally illegally for men to expose their chest in the US as it was for women. Men protested by marching topless. By 1936 it was no longer a crime and actually considered normal. 

So yeah, men did fight for the right to walk around half naked, and they got it as soon as they asked. 

Hahahaha I hate everything.

didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people

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joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

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pastel-gizibe:

These tweets will be the death of me

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wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

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I didn’t punch him in the mouth, I surprise fisted him in the face. I guess he didn’t want it or maybe he wasn’t ready idk but it’s on him not me

sailorleo:

gravity falls seems like one of those shows that kids who are like 8 years old right now will rewatch ten years down the road and go “what the fuck? this was fucked up. did this fuck me up? this probably fucked me up”

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taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

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ajinflames:

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kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:

she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

DONT PANIC

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

Reblogging for Transform and rollout

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kinkstertime:

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nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

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