I can’t believe the government took an hour of sleep from me that is so childish
sometimes you just need oral sex
*flicks holy water on you* leave
(Source: ughadler, via itouchedtehbutt)
Anonymous asked: you're like 12. get the fuck.
It’s funny cause I had a fuck, but it just flew away. shiiiiiit, sorry. Come back tomorrow, I might restock just for you ;*
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
michael clifford is seriously one of my favorite people ever because hes so fucking loud and obnoxious and hes such a wise guy he pisses me off but hes so cuddly and sweet and lovable and soft and is this what love feels like
(Source: floralmichael, via i-really-justwanttogoback-to-bed)