Unicorns United!

Well, ello gov'nah!

darklittlefaun:

same

darklittlefaun:

same

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Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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thatsonofamitch:

adriofthedead:

davekat:

amour-and-bisous:

emmazzin:

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

 

this is so very british

oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went

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barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

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oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

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sugar-fairie:

Been forever since I made a video so here you go I love you guys <3

saigono:

cerulis:

niallsbox:

do you ever just

I’m staring at this gif wondering where the flying thing went

it was a water balloon that he popped

saigono:

cerulis:

niallsbox:

do you ever just

I’m staring at this gif wondering where the flying thing went

it was a water balloon that he popped

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sugar-fairie:

i-hate-the-beach:

peachsss:

tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

This^ All of it.

Please all read

Fully agree. Took a bunch of shit in a suicide attempt last year, I remember what it was and what I took but I was so horrified of getting in trouble I said I didn’t know so they were saying I had to get my stomach pumped to find out. I finally fessed up, the emt guy wrote it all down and kept comforting me.

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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sugar-fairie:

iamsmallcat:

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side


I’m sorry but that’s not quite right. The candles cause the air in the bottle to heat up and expand, forcing some of it out. Then the bottle rim forms a seal with the egg, and as the air in the bottle cools it begins to contract. This causes suction as the air density in the bottle is lower than that outside.

This fuckin kid and his physics I quit.

sugar-fairie:

iamsmallcat:

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

I’m sorry but that’s not quite right. The candles cause the air in the bottle to heat up and expand, forcing some of it out. Then the bottle rim forms a seal with the egg, and as the air in the bottle cools it begins to contract. This causes suction as the air density in the bottle is lower than that outside.

This fuckin kid and his physics I quit.

sugar-fairie:

Closest thing I’ve posted to nudes bc cheeky mornings bc nip slip. Also bc I love this night floral slip and the soft lighting.

sugar-fairie:

Closest thing I’ve posted to nudes bc cheeky mornings bc nip slip. Also bc I love this night floral slip and the soft lighting.

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